I’m basically wearing a patchwork quilt here…. But whatever…it’s VINTAGE. This is my “whatever it’s vintage” face. Which is how I really look 100% of the time. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL And just when you didn’t think I could smile ANY BIGGER… BAM. Insane full tooth smile. IN YOUR FACE. I guess now…

OMG I’M SO IN LOVE WITH SHINY BRIGHT TIE-DYE HOLOGRAPHIC OUTLANDISH MIRRORED THINGS RIGHT NOW!!!!!! CAN’T YOU TELL!??!?! I’m sorry I’ve been so bright and colorful lately. But summer is coming and all I want to do is wear crazy shoes and dress like a highlighter. Ombre nails say whaaaaaaa???…

These boots are SIIIIIIIICK I got them at H&M a few months ago. And knowing how quickly H&M cycles through stuff, I doubt they still have them… WAMP WAMP. The clutch is from H&M too. Remember that time I went crazy for Margiela x H&M? Well the clutch is from…

I love earth tones. I guess that’s the hippy San Franciscan in me talking. If San Francisco had a city color, it would be earth tones. Or a gay rainbow. Oh, and I also love crop tops. like…A LOT. Almost as much as I love impersonating Michael Jackson. Come on,…

I love you and miss you. See you in 2 weeks!!! Love, Dana (hotpants) Follow Hotpants INSTAGRAM / TWITTER / BLOGLOVIN / FACEBOOK