Dudes. I’m sorry, but I’m sitting in my apartment writing this and I’m melting. I went to the beach today, and now I’m so tired I can’t even get out of bed to turn on the AC.  So instead I’m going to bitch and moan about how hot it is. It’s…

Today’s my last day of work before a 4 day weekend. And to celebrate, I’m wearing all black. Like the true emo goth I am. This dress is super long, so to keep it from dragging, I tuck one side into my belt. Cool shoe shot huh? You know what…

IT’S OFFICIAL… SUMMER’S HERE AND I AM STOOOOOOOOOOOKED!!!!!!!!!!! omgomgomgomgogmogmgomgogmogm Warm weather…. Beaches…. AND MOAR HOTPANTS!!!!!!!!!! Last week was Swedish Midsummer. And since I know so many Swedes, I’m kind of an honorary member…they just don’t know it yet. So this is what I wore for Midsummer. All white urrrrrything. Because…

This is funny… I was wearing this outfit WITHOUT a purse like below. Taking photos in front of a restaurant, causing a scene, just a regular Saturday… When all of a sudden this really cool looking girl came up and started talking to me. At first I thought she needed…

I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW…… I talk SO MUCH SHIT ALL THE TIME ABOUT WEDGE SNEAKERS! But OMG you guys. The other day I went into Urban Outfitters to feel old, and I looked at their sale pile… And I found these shoes marked down from like $2 Million…