I know Chicago is called The Windy City and all, but on this day, San Francisco kind of took the cake. (mmmm…cake) I was FAREEEEZING… While at the same time, my gf in New York was texting me about how sweltering my apartment was. lolz The grass is always greener…….

OH CALIFORNIA!!!!!!!!!!!! How I’ve missed you… I took these photos in San Francisco and thought it fitting to wear all tie dye. Obviously this was my inspiration…. #janis4eva #like #my #use #of #hashtags #? #lol Seriously though. There’s something magical about San Francisco. Maybe it’s the fact that vintage clothes…

YO CALIFORNIA, I’LL BE IN YOU FOR A WEEK IT’S MY GREAT GRANDMOTHER’S 100TH BIRTHDAY!!!! Yeah. I have good genes. It’s also my “little” brother’s belated birthday. SEE YOU SOON FAMILY!!!!!! LATER DUDES, XX-HOTPANTS Follow Hotpants INSTAGRAM / TWITTER / BLOGLOVIN / FACEBOOK

I look like an Oreo. And you should all know by now I’m a total Cookie Monster. Next week I’ll do an outfit inspired by the Keebler Elves. But for now I’m a 90’s lesbian chola biker Oreo. WEERRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK (my hair is outta control here) Ugh…I hate when people don’t…