What if, Right now, At this very moment, Every single person in the world was told their body would never change ? What if: Every pound of fat. Every dimple of cellulite. Every zit. Every ugly haircut. All these things stayed with you now for the rest of your life….

I do not want summer to end. So I’m wearing every bright thing I own in defiance of the season change. Take THAT, Fall! If anyone wants to hire a door-to-door highlighter saleswoman, hit me up. BAM. Ombre nails say whaaaa? “OMG, it was THIS BIG!”   (obviously pretending to eat…

Screw New York Fashion Week. Seriously. How many fucks is less than zero? Negative fucks? Because that’s how many fucks I give. And it feels good. So in honor of NYFW which starts today, I’m wearing my pajama shirt. No joke, this is my pajama shirt. I’ve been wearing it…

I’m not preggers!!! I just like to be super comfy. Although in all seriousness, I didn’t realize this was a maternity dress until AFTER I bought it…. But this now solidifies my title as “THE ULTIMATE WEARER OF OVERSIZED SHIT.” Seriously…pregnant women have it MADE. One of my coworkers is…

OOOH I WISH I WAS Then I’d be able to wear even MORE Harputs. Not sure if you remember my last Harput’s outfit post, but here it is in case you need more avant-garde asymmetrical things to look at. (other than my face) This dress is a weird rubbery cotton type…