omg you guys. I have something to share with you. Back before I was a jaded troll blogger, I took a comedy 101 class in college, and for our final we had to do something funny. When I lived in SF, I was always getting a shit ton of parking…

WOW IT SNOWED LAST NIGHT!!! I’ll post photos of a snowy NYC on my Instagram. Make sure you’re following me. This post basically consists of me standing on stuff. A park bench… A child’s bike… (i look so hard at the playground!!) THIS. THIS WAS DANGEROUS. Move over Soul Cycle,…

My Dear Readers, The year is coming to an end…and I couldn’t be happier. Not because I need a reboot, but because 2013 has been the best year of my life. New job, new friends, I started singing and playing music again, I travelled to places I never thought I’d go, my…

CLICK IT CLICK IT CLICK IT CLICK IT CLICK IT!!!!!!! AND TURN THE VOLUME UPPPPPP!!! lololololol Meowy XMAS from Hotpants and Vita! (follow Vita on Instagram here <3)

Happy Holidays from my parent’s backyard in California <3 Isn’t it beautiful? It’s all green and lush. There’s LEAVES ON THE TREES IN DECEMBER!! NYC has jaded me….. I was so happy to be home that I was smiling and goofing around constantly. Viv couldn’t get a serious shot. I…