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MIAMI!

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In case you’ve been living under a rock (and you don’t follow me on Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram), I spent this last weekend in MIAMI.

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I’d never been before (I’m such a bad Jew).

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But I fell in love.

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Like, seriously.

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I think I’m going to make Miami a monthly tradition in the winter, because New York is WAY TOO COLD!!!!!

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And I am not a snow bunny.

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I become an angry troll when it’s too cold.

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In fact…

The last time I tried playing in the snow in NYC, I jumped into what looked like a pile of soft fluffy powder, but turned out to be a stack of bricks lightly dusted with ice.

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I am a Summer flower.

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My Spirit Animal is a Sloth.

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Or a Koala…

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Or a Hippo….

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Ugh, you guys.

I’m sitting in bed covering up my tan with a Snuggie.

MIAMI I WILL BE BACK SOON!!!!

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LATER DUDES XX-DANA

Wearing

Lipstick : MAC So Chaud / Dress & Sunglasses : Vintage / Belt : Margiela for H&M / Boots : Joe’s Jeans / Necklace & Ring : Cos

Photography : Adam Katz Sinding

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NYFW – BEFORE ROBERT GELLER

Epileptics, you’ve been warned…

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because we all could use more rainbow cat gifs during Fashion Week.

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LATER DUDES XX-DANA

Wearing

Lipstick : L’Oréal Forever Fuchsia / Dress : Vintage No Label / Harness : Zana Bayne Leather / Hat : Vintage Neiman Marcus / Shoes : TopShop / Tote : Baggu Duck Bag / Watch : Nixon

photography : Adam Katz Sinding and my Instagram

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WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE…(gym)

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YESSSSSSSS

IT’S FRIDAY IT’S FRIDAY IT’S FRIDAY IT’S FRIDAY IT;S FIRIDYA IFJST IYFAOSIDFOH Y HITS FYROISKYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did I just write something in Polish???

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Isn’t this dress incredible?

DO YOU LIKE ALL MY QUESTIONS???

lolz

Despite all my rage…I am still just a lion in a cage…

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This dress is vintage from the 70′s. When I wear it I feel a little like Bootsy Collins…but in a good way.

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I love this floppy hat.

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 It’s just really, really floppy.

Had to keep holding it up so you could see more than just my teeth.

I mean, don’t get me wrong, my teeth are super awesome. But sometimes it’s nice to see eyes and a nose in conjunction with teeth so it doesn’t look like I’m trying to hide a lover’s quarrel black eye.

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Giuseppe Zanotti wood platforms. Incredibly comfortable. I bought them at Beacons Closet Thrift Store in Brooklyn (don’t worry mom and dad, I’d never be able to afford pay full price for these).

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I’m so excited for tomorrow.

I’m renting a Zipcar and getting outta tha citay!!!

I hope you all have incredibly awesome plans for these last few weeks of summer.

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Ok. Stay cool. This weekend is gonna be muuuuuuuuggy!

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LATER DUDES XX-DANA

Wearing

Lipstick : MAC Retro / Dress : Vintage / Shoes : Giuseppe Zanotti / Turquoise Bracelet and Ring : Vintage / Hat : Amazon

photography : Adam Katz Sinding

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