Got these vintage babies in San Francisco for SOOOOO CHEAP :) Here I am having a quiet reflection moment about how good of a thrifter I am. aaaaaaanyways… I just ate a giant hamburger and fries and I’m like screw going to the gym right now. Not because I have better things to do,…

Tomorrow is the first day of Fall…. YUP…. The cat basically took the words right out of my mouth. :( BOOOOOOOO FALL Here I am showing off my California tan from my recent trip home. But I know my tan lines are going to be gone soon, and winter will…

I think I was a sea manatee in my past life. If you think about it, they’re called Sea Cow, which is really close to my last name. Coincidence? I think not! Shot these photos over the weekend at Fort Tilden. There were a ton of birds getting in my shots…

HEY HEY HEY IT’S FRIDAYYYYY Oh hai I’m a Greek statue lol The Thinker pose. I love this dress. It’s actually a men’s dress by Rick Owens, so it’s kinda huge. That’s why I’m holding it off the ground and I have the sleeves rolled into my bra straps. How neato are these sunglasses?…

My phone case looks like a 90’s water cooler cup. SO MUCH LOL 90’s water cooler cups… The hottest accessory of Summer 2014. Also, do I look like a party planner for some girl’s Quinceañera? Or maybe a feminist bride? Either way, this lace outfit by Brooke Coleman is werrrrrrrking 4 me. WERK I tied…