I look like an Oreo. And you should all know by now I’m a total Cookie Monster. Next week I’ll do an outfit inspired by the Keebler Elves. But for now I’m a 90’s lesbian chola biker Oreo. WEERRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK (my hair is outta control here) Ugh…I hate when people don’t…

I’m obsessed with Alexander Wang shoes. Seriously, that man can do no wrong. Unfortunately, I’m also obsessed with not spending a lot of money on anything… So this poses a dilemma. Have nice things and be broke? Or find an alternative. So obviously the internet troll in me found an…