YOU DON’T! IT’S TOO GODDAMN HOT FOR REAL PANTS! So instead I’m wearing sheer legging things from American Apparel. These KINDAAA pass for pants. The way saran wrap could pass for a dress. Cool necklace huh? I got it from a street vendor. So you KNOW it’s quality… White to…

Dudes. I’m sorry, but I’m sitting in my apartment writing this and I’m melting. I went to the beach today, and now I’m so tired I can’t even get out of bed to turn on the AC.  So instead I’m going to bitch and moan about how hot it is. It’s…

I’m so in love with this lipstick color. MAC is basically the only lipstick I wear because not only do they make the best colors, but I think it’s the longest lasting brand out there. I probably have 20 different shades. And no, I’m not being paid by MAC for…

I’ll be honest… My entire outfit has about as much leather as a Stella McCartney catwalk. Or as much leather as there is inside an H&M store…because that’s where I got ’em. If by now you haven’t got my HILARIOUS joke that these pants are pleather, please leave my site,…