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You guys,

I ain’t gonna lie…

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It was too cold, so I fled New York.

And I’m blogging from my hotel room in Miami.

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That’s right!!!!!!

I’ve finally become a full blown New York Jew, fleeing to Florida in the winter and who can’t figure out a voting machine….

I GET IT NOW!!!!!!!

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I’m literally sitting here in my bikini, looking at these photos, and my mind is blown.

HOW IS IT ONLY A 3 HOUR PLANE RIDE TO GET TO 80 DEGREE WEATHER YET NEW YORK IS A TUNDRA WASTELAND WHERE THE DONNER PARTY WOULDN’T EVEN BE ABLE TO SURVIVE!?!?!?!?

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Ughhhhh….obviously Geography isn’t really my strength.

Otherwise I’d be living in Hawaii by now.

OR SHIT!?!? MAYBE I’D STILL BE IN CALIFORNIA BECAUSE THE WEATHER IS PERFECT 100% OF THE YEAR?!?!?!?

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New York, I hate you right now.

Miami?

Marry Me.

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I look so Russian circa WW1 here.

Whatever…I was WARM.

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To my freezing friends reading this right now –

HAHA SUCKS TO BE YOU!!!!

I kid I kid, my newly tanned ass will be home on Sunday.

And it will be freezing with you once again.

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LATER DUDES XX-DANA

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Wearing

Lipstick : MAC Film Noir / Hat and Purse : Vintage / Jacket and Gloves : TJ Maxx (or some other equally shitty store) / Belt : Margiela x H&M / Boots : Dr. Martens

Photography : Gemma Lopez

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