Yesterday I did the most incredible thing I’ve ever done while living in New York… I WENT KAYAKING ALONG THE EAST RIVER LIKE GEORGE WASHINGTON!!!!!!! I went with my friend Megan who is awesome and an outdoorsy type of girl. She was totally prepared with water shoes and a waterproof…

LOOK WHO I RAN INTO!!!!!!

Yum. Liquified Kale. My favorite. I don’t know why I decided to pay hundreds of dollars to have Salma Hayek feed me 50 cents of parsley for 5 days.. Maybe it’s because I’ve eaten nothing but pizza since I moved last week and now I feel like garbage. Or maybe…