Black Turtleneck Bodycon Bowler Hat Red Lipstick MAC Ruby Woo

Black Turtleneck Bodycon Bowler Hat Red Lipstick MAC Ruby Woo

I know I know, this outfit isn’t really mod. I just like my clever title.

I really should’ve called this post, “These are Tight Tight Pants.”

Black Turtleneck Bodycon Bowler Hat Red Lipstick MAC Ruby Woo

LOL.

They’re actually just stretchy sheer lace leggings. I had to wear 2 pairs pf opaque black tights underneath.

But even through all those layers, there were still some photos I couldn’t use on the blog cuz you could straight up see my butt cheeks…

Black Turtleneck Bodycon Bowler Hat Red Lipstick MAC Ruby Woo

lol @ butt cheeks

Black Turtleneck Bodycon Bowler Hat Red Lipstick MAC Ruby Woo

I wish I was making a mime expression in the photo below, like my Halloween outfit.

But alas, I always think of the good stuff once it’s too late.

:)

Black Turtleneck Bodycon Bowler Hat Red Lipstick MAC Ruby Woo

Peep the snow on the ground…

BLOGGING IN NEW YORK IS NOT EASY,

BUT I AM SUCH A TROOPER!!

(I know you’re playing your tiny violin of sympathy for me right now)

Black Turtleneck Bodycon Bowler Hat Red Lipstick MAC Ruby Woo

Tender posing on icy yellow extremely slippery boxes.

Black Turtleneck Bodycon Bowler Hat Red Lipstick MAC Ruby Woo

Praying I don’t slip and fall.

Black Turtleneck Bodycon Bowler Hat Red Lipstick MAC Ruby Woo

By the way we shot this next to a freeway onramp. It’s not like I’m hanging out on a quiet little street.

No, we are shooting in the middle of traffic.

Because I’m hardcore.

Black Turtleneck Bodycon Bowler Hat Red Lipstick MAC Ruby Woo

Have an amazing Friday everyone.

Hardcore Hotpants loves you.

Black Turtleneck Bodycon Bowler Hat Red Lipstick MAC Ruby Woo

LATER DUDES,

XX-HOTPANTS

Black Turtleneck Bodycon Bowler Hat Red Lipstick MAC Ruby Woo

Wearing

Lipstick : MAC Ruby Woo / Shoes : Cheap Monday / Turtleneck : Express / Leggings : H&M / Cuffs : Forever 21 / Hat : Etsy / Necklace : My Mom’s