I have no idea why these are called “Boyfriend Jeans.” They should be called “Chill Ass Comfy Mom Jeans.” It’s like if a soccer mom and Axl Rose had an adult baby in the 90’s… It would be me. And it’s not a Hotpants outfit without a little bit of…

You guys. I made a mistake. I pulled an Iggy Azalea last week. I titled a post Zoot Suit Riot thinking it was just a cute name to call my brown suit outfit. I then ended the post with a fun music video from the Cherry Poppin Daddies that makes light of…

I know my holiday post is a day late, but whatever DEAL WITH IT :) Are you all having a spectacular week? I don’t even celebrate Christmas, but I am NOT about to complain for getting paid days off of work. To those of you who don’t get any vacation or…

HAPPY SATURDAY! It’s cold in Manhattan. I hope all my readers are reading this post on the beach, or sitting next to a fire with a cat on their lap. I am doing neither…. I’m currently sitting on the cold floor writing this because my charger doesn’t reach my bed….

Don’t mind me…la la laaaaaaaaaa Just super dressed up, casually shopping in a bo—– OH WAIT You live outside of New York and have no idea what a “BODEGA” is???? HERE Ima let this gif explain! So there you go. A bodega is where you can buy a sandwich, beer, overpriced fruit…