In case you’ve been living under a rock (and you don’t follow me on Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram), I spent this last weekend in MIAMI. I’d never been before (I’m such a bad Jew). But I fell in love. Like, seriously. I think I’m going to make Miami a monthly…

More like House of HAIRology!!! Seriously my mane is OUT OF CONTROL. It’s like wearing a shawl. Which is why I’m wearing thigh highs in January. I’m hot from the shoulders up so I have to let my legs cool off. It’s getting so long that I’m starting to wake…

This was such a dark day. I smashed my thumb in a window that morning, so I wore all black for the impending loss of my fingernail. I may be smiling, but inside I’m screaming in agony. Well, maybe not screaming… In case you can’t tell…I’m in a parking garage….

Jacket? Coat? Blazer? Dress? Plaid? Houndstooth? Zigzag? Who cares… One thing I DO know is that I love this. I bought it last winter and over the past year I’ve worn the shit out of it. WEEEEEEEIRD HAIR DAY I think static is a good look on me. No? Just…

Yeah yeah yeah, I know it’s not snowing in these photos. I tried photoshopping snow in, but it just looked like I had crazy dandruff. And “Cold Leopard” just doesn’t have the same ring as “Snow Leopard.” Cool dress right? Unfortunately it’s thrifted so I can’t tell you what brand…