OMG Redbook just posted their BEST LIST EVAAAARRRRR… 25 Lazy Ways To Stay Skinny But since most of you are too lazy to even read it, I’ve done the calorie-free legwork for you. I present to you : Redbook’s foolproof ways to get that bikini body…just in time for winter….

For those wondering why we grow up with body image issues… Apparently we aspire to look like someone who’s mother drank the entire pregnancy. Here’s another photo: Credit : Ms. Foundation For Women Follow Hotpants INSTAGRAM / TWITTER / BLOGLOVIN / FACEBOOK

I’m not going to lie…I don’t have clear skin. GASP! I’m like 90% of the population! Can you believe it?????? Well, I stumbled across these two incredible tutorials and wanted to share them with you guys. They’ve really changed the way I do my makeup. I know I know, this…

Yum. Liquified Kale. My favorite. I don’t know why I decided to pay hundreds of dollars to have Salma Hayek feed me 50 cents of parsley for 5 days.. Maybe it’s because I’ve eaten nothing but pizza since I moved last week and now I feel like garbage. Or maybe…