In case you’ve been living under a rock (and you don’t follow me on Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram), I spent this last weekend in MIAMI. I’d never been before (I’m such a bad Jew). But I fell in love. Like, seriously. I think I’m going to make Miami a monthly…

I’ll be honest… My entire outfit has about as much leather as a Stella McCartney catwalk. Or as much leather as there is inside an H&M store…because that’s where I got ’em. If by now you haven’t got my HILARIOUS joke that these pants are pleather, please leave my site,…

I knew exactly what I wanted to wear for my birthday.