Today’s my last day of work before a 4 day weekend. And to celebrate, I’m wearing all black. Like the true emo goth I am. This dress is super long, so to keep it from dragging, I tuck one side into my belt. Cool shoe shot huh? You know what…

IT’S OFFICIAL… SUMMER’S HERE AND I AM STOOOOOOOOOOOKED!!!!!!!!!!! omgomgomgomgogmogmgomgogmogm Warm weather…. Beaches…. AND MOAR HOTPANTS!!!!!!!!!! Last week was Swedish Midsummer. And since I know so many Swedes, I’m kind of an honorary member…they just don’t know it yet. So this is what I wore for Midsummer. All white urrrrrything. Because…

This is funny… I was wearing this outfit WITHOUT a purse like below. Taking photos in front of a restaurant, causing a scene, just a regular Saturday… When all of a sudden this really cool looking girl came up and started talking to me. At first I thought she needed…

I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW…… I talk SO MUCH SHIT ALL THE TIME ABOUT WEDGE SNEAKERS! But OMG you guys. The other day I went into Urban Outfitters to feel old, and I looked at their sale pile… And I found these shoes marked down from like $2 Million…

I’m basically wearing a patchwork quilt here…. But whatever…it’s VINTAGE. This is my “whatever it’s vintage” face. Which is how I really look 100% of the time. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL And just when you didn’t think I could smile ANY BIGGER… BAM. Insane full tooth smile. IN YOUR FACE. I guess now…