It’s that time again!!!!
Remember my infamous 25 Lazy Ways To Stay Skinny post?
Well I found a great article on WikiHow with new and improved tips to keep you distracted on your body…
while the world goes up in flames!
:)
I’ve summed up the informative article for you below.
Enjoy!
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HOW TO STAY THIN
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Number 1.
Eat only 3 berries a day.
Number 2.
Don’t wash your food.
Number 3.
Leave your fridge open so all your food goes bad.
Number 4.
Eat Donuts.
Number 5.
Chase people down the street.
Number 6.
Develop cataracts so you can’t find your food.
Number 7.
Get stranded in the desert (or beach or wherever the hell he is)
and hop on one foot.
Number 8.
Secretly stalk your neighbors and take photos of them while they eat.
Number 9.
Mmmmmm…bread
Number 10.
Buy weird hippy dirty brown eggs.
Number 11.
Mmmmm….pasta
LATER DUDES,
XX-HOTPANTS
Since overcoming Bulimia and Binge Eating Disorder, Dana Suchow has become an expert in the field of body image and eating disorder prevention. Offering a nonclinical and holistic approach, Dana will teach you how to put your child on a path towards body love, empowerment and self-acceptance.
