It’s that time again!!!!
Remember my infamous 25 Lazy Ways To Stay Skinny post?
Well I found a great article on WikiHow with new and improved tips to keep you distracted on your body…
while the world goes up in flames!
I’ve summed up the informative article for you below.
HOW TO STAY THIN
Eat only 3 berries a day.
Don’t wash your food.
Leave your fridge open so all your food goes bad.
Chase people down the street.
Develop cataracts so you can’t find your food.
Get stranded in the desert (or beach or wherever the hell he is)
and hop on one foot.
Secretly stalk your neighbors and take photos of them while they eat.
Buy weird hippy dirty brown eggs.