I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW…… I talk SO MUCH SHIT ALL THE TIME ABOUT WEDGE SNEAKERS! But OMG you guys. The other day I went into Urban Outfitters to feel old, and I looked at their sale pile… And I found these shoes marked down from like $2 Million…

I’m basically wearing a patchwork quilt here…. But whatever…it’s VINTAGE. This is my “whatever it’s vintage” face. Which is how I really look 100% of the time. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL And just when you didn’t think I could smile ANY BIGGER… BAM. Insane full tooth smile. IN YOUR FACE. I guess now…

BLOG BLOG BLOGBLOGGER BLOGGGGG Baseball hat with wide leg pants and a crop top. OFFICIAL BLOGGER UNIFORM Whatever, this hat looks awesome. If my outfit were a haircut it would be a backwards mullet. Party up top, work down below. The crop top and long pants create a confusing yet…

WELL HELLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! As some of you noticed over the weekend, Blind Stab is NO MORE! When I started blogging a year ago, Hotpants was my nickname, but I thought it was too inappropriate to use as the title of my blog. Well, over the year my blog has become pretty…

These are handmade pajama pants from the 90’s that I found at Goodwill. Some people call them “hammer pants.” Others call them “crazy pants.” I call them “high waisted stretchy pajama pants perfect for those days I wake up and ‘accidentally’ eat a pint of ice cream for breakfast.” Speaking…