WHEN? WHERE? WTF? HOW THE HELL IS IT ALREADY OCTOBER? Everyone’s already asking me what I’m going to be for Halloween. I’m going to be HOTPANTS!!! DUHHHHHHHHHHH (this means I’ll be lying in bed wearing bike shorts watching Magic Mike while everyone else parties. #yolo) (Autumn up top, and clinging…

I know Chicago is called The Windy City and all, but on this day, San Francisco kind of took the cake. (mmmm…cake) I was FAREEEEZING… While at the same time, my gf in New York was texting me about how sweltering my apartment was. lolz The grass is always greener…….

YAYYYYYY AND SOME HAIR ON FACE! It’s finally starting to feel like summer in the city. IT’S FINALLY…. HOTPANTS WEATHER!!!!!! Now here’s some photos of me walking in random directions: YAY! Oh, And do you remember those GIFs some incredible readers made? WELL HERE’S ANOTHER PROJECT… Knock yourselves out. LATER DUDES,…

I can’t think of anything better to go with my all black goth outfit than this colorful, not-quite My Little Ponies, home-made video. I like how they used clips with the ponies talking so it totally doesn’t sync at all. ENJOY! How cool is this skirt? I got it from INAISCE‘s…

SCREW THE SNOW. SRSLY. It’s all fun and games until you have to edit photos… Then it just looks like you have dandruff. Here’s a still from my Head & Shoulders commercial… Wanna see something funny? Scroll slowly… Pretty amazing right? I need someone to turn those into a GIF. It’s…