I do not want summer to end. So I’m wearing every bright thing I own in defiance of the season change. Take THAT, Fall! If anyone wants to hire a door-to-door highlighter saleswoman, hit me up. BAM. Ombre nails say whaaaa? “OMG, it was THIS BIG!”   (obviously pretending to eat…

I’m like a 90’s raver crossed with the Virgin Mary. + = OMG… literally Everything is H&M except the hat (which is vintage). It’s like I walked into H&M blindfolded. BUT WHATEVA I DON’T CARE!!!!!! I’LL DRESS CRAY ALL DAY ERRYDAY!! Even though I get insane looks from everyone…like this…

I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW…… I talk SO MUCH SHIT ALL THE TIME ABOUT WEDGE SNEAKERS! But OMG you guys. The other day I went into Urban Outfitters to feel old, and I looked at their sale pile… And I found these shoes marked down from like $2 Million…

IT’S FRIDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!   Yeah yeah yeah, the weather sucks in New York right now, but still, it’s FINALLY the weekend. I’m so excited. Tonight I’m going to see my FAVORITE BAND IN THE ENTIRE WORLD… CROSBY, STILLS AND NASH!!!!!!! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH And tomorrow I’m going apple picking upstate. Why hello there,…

Epileptics, you’ve been warned… because we all could use more rainbow cat gifs during Fashion Week. LATER DUDES, XX-HOTPANTS Wearing Lipstick : L’Oréal Forever Fuchsia / Dress : Vintage No Label / Harness : Zana Bayne Leather / Hat : Vintage Neiman Marcus / Shoes : TopShop / Tote : Baggu Duck…