HEY HEY HEYOOOOOOO!!!!!

HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was LITERALLY freezing for this post.

Like….this might have been the coldest I’ve ever been doing a blog post.

I have no words….I just wanted to die.

It was 15 degrees Fahrenheit with a wind chill of minus a million.

Now, I’m no math expert, but that’s frickin cold.

I’m not even modelling here, I’m just hugging myself for warmth.

QUESTION:

At what age does a Jew become old enough to move to Florida?

31?

Is 31 old enough to move to Florida?

Cuz my birthday is on Monday and Miami is calling my name…

On a warmer note, you guys like my jacket?

It’s Derek Lam and I got it at a consignment store in NYC for HELLA cheap.

(I’m not going to share how cheap it was though because in actuality it wasn’t that cheap. But I want to keep the dream alive that I’m a good bargain hunter.)

#winning

I started the blog post off with my hair down, but my it was so windy, and my lipstick was like glue.

Long hair + sticky lipstick = Being tarred and feathered

I’m only smiling here because I realized death from hypothermia was imminent and I had finally accepted my fate.

LATER DUDES,

XX-HOTPANTS

Wearing

Lipstick : MAC Film Noir / Skirt : Forever 21 / Jacket : Derek Lam / Leggings : TJ Maxx / Purse : Etsy / Shoes : Ash