Alexander Wang Calf Strap Sandals Funny Woman Curvy Healthy Blogger

Alexander Wang Calf Strap Sandals Funny Woman Curvy Healthy Blogger

HOW AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL IS THIS VINTAGE KAFTAN?!

After reading this article, I’m pulling out ALL my muumuus!

Alexander Wang Calf Strap Sandals Funny Woman Curvy Healthy Blogger

I bought it last winter but the weather is finally warm enough to show it off.

(although it’s not like the weather has ever really stopped me before….)

Alexander Wang Calf Strap Sandals Funny Woman Curvy Healthy Blogger

Melodie and I shot these photos in an outdoor parking garage.

Honestly, it felt really dangerous playing around in it, and I have no idea why the parking attendant didn’t stop us.

Maybe he was entertained by my stellar outfit and less than stellar antics?

Alexander Wang Calf Strap Sandals Funny Woman Curvy Healthy Blogger

Alexander Wang Calf Strap Sandals Funny Woman Curvy Healthy Blogger
WHO KNOWS…

Alexander Wang Calf Strap Sandals Funny Woman Curvy Healthy Blogger

Alexander Wang Calf Strap Sandals Funny Woman Curvy Healthy Blogger

I bought this work of art dress because of the ankh symbol.

I hope no one thinks I’m being culturally insensitive.

Alexander Wang Calf Strap Sandals Funny Woman Curvy Healthy Blogger
In 6th grade, my history teach told me it represented the unity of the female and male spirit.

And also that it represented Venus, which we all know is where women come from ;)

Alexander Wang Calf Strap Sandals Funny Woman Curvy Healthy Blogger

Who knows exactly what it meant to ancient Egyptians, but to me, it’s come to represent the importance and power of the feminine within all of us.

Thus explaining the woman on the front.

Alexander Wang Calf Strap Sandals Funny Woman Curvy Healthy Blogger

So yeah….

FEMININE SPIRITS AND ANCIENT CULTURES AND SHIT

FOOD FOR THOUGHT!

Alexander Wang Calf Strap Sandals Funny Woman Curvy Healthy Blogger
LATER DUDES,

XX-HOTPANTS

Alexander Wang Calf Strap Sandals Funny Woman Curvy Healthy Blogger

Wearing

Lipstick : MAC Diva / Caftan : Vintage / Shorts and Bra : American Apparel / Shoes : Choies / Headband : Duane Reade

Photography : Melodie Jeng