LOLOLOL I’m too young to be a cougar. Unless you take into account THIS KID who kept riding back and forth CONSTANTLY doing absolutely NOTHING. Ugh kids. But whatevs I digress. I actually called this post Cougar because that’s the kind of car I found on the street and it…

If this 90’s floral jumpsuit and sandals don’t scream CALIFORNIA, then I give up. I thrifted this jumpsuit in San Francisco, and obviously the best place to wear this is at your parent’s neighborhood pool. lollllll Shot this outfit in San Jose (pronounced San Ho, and party capital of California). Since no one…

OMG U GUYZZZZ I GOT MA HAIR DONE :) The only person I trust to do my hair is in California. So I had to wait until this trip home to get my mane tamed and bleached. And I’m SOOOOOO glad I waited, because since the last time I was home my…

Happy Holidays from my parent’s backyard in California <3 Isn’t it beautiful? It’s all green and lush. There’s LEAVES ON THE TREES IN DECEMBER!! NYC has jaded me….. I was so happy to be home that I was smiling and goofing around constantly. Viv couldn’t get a serious shot. I…

You guys… I don’t know WHAT I WAS THINKING WITH THIS OUTFIT!!!!!! It’s like a clusterfuck of ‘what the fuck.’ Basically I took this added a little of this and a whole lot of THIS AND VOILA! Seriously Dana? Oh well, whatever. Haters gonna hate. Muppets gonna muppet. And I…