I thought tucking my hair under my hat was tres tres chic. But now I think I just look like a cancer patient. One with no arms… But whatever! These photos are from Australia, and it was too sunny without a hat. Seriously, that ozone hole above Australia is NO…

In case you’ve been living under a rock (and you don’t follow me on Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram), I spent this last weekend in MIAMI. I’d never been before (I’m such a bad Jew). But I fell in love. Like, seriously. I think I’m going to make Miami a monthly…

OK OK I’m lying. I didn’t exactly prep for the storm WITH Vince Vaughn per se… But I DID find out he lives RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET FROM ME!!! So I just lurked outside of his house for an hour, blowing kisses to the security camera and pretending I lived there….