Beetlejuice….Inmate….Footlocker Employee…. FASHION BLOGGER????? How amazing is this crazy striped dress from Babooshka Boutique??? I love how it moves in the wind. Such an awesome design. I think everything they sell online is really exceptional. Francesca, the designer, can do no wrong. Oh and before I forget…. I will be…

WHEN? WHERE? WTF? HOW THE HELL IS IT ALREADY OCTOBER? Everyone’s already asking me what I’m going to be for Halloween. I’m going to be HOTPANTS!!! DUHHHHHHHHHHH (this means I’ll be lying in bed wearing bike shorts watching Magic Mike while everyone else parties. #yolo) (Autumn up top, and clinging…

In the words of Natalie Imbruglia… lol Or maybe I’m a little less Torn and a bit more SHREDDING???? Super lol. I’ve shredded clothes before, but doing it by hand takes a lot of time and patience…2 things I don’t have. (specifically the “patience” part) Although for those of you…

I do not want summer to end. So I’m wearing every bright thing I own in defiance of the season change. Take THAT, Fall! If anyone wants to hire a door-to-door highlighter saleswoman, hit me up. BAM. Ombre nails say whaaaa? “OMG, it was THIS BIG!”   (obviously pretending to eat…

I’m not preggers!!! I just like to be super comfy. Although in all seriousness, I didn’t realize this was a maternity dress until AFTER I bought it…. But this now solidifies my title as “THE ULTIMATE WEARER OF OVERSIZED SHIT.” Seriously…pregnant women have it MADE. One of my coworkers is…