In the words of Natalie Imbruglia… lol Or maybe I’m a little less Torn and a bit more SHREDDING???? Super lol. I’ve shredded clothes before, but doing it by hand takes a lot of time and patience…2 things I don’t have. (specifically the “patience” part) Although for those of you…

Dudes…. It’s Fall :( Yeah yeah, I know I look all happy in these photos, but I’m crying on the INSIDE. (crying) I was crying so hard I had to sit down. OK….I do like the lack of humidity, the leaves changing, pumpkin pie, and seeing my family for Thanksgiving,…

I do not want summer to end. So I’m wearing every bright thing I own in defiance of the season change. Take THAT, Fall! If anyone wants to hire a door-to-door highlighter saleswoman, hit me up. BAM. Ombre nails say whaaaa? “OMG, it was THIS BIG!”   (obviously pretending to eat…

Screw New York Fashion Week. Seriously. How many fucks is less than zero? Negative fucks? Because that’s how many fucks I give. And it feels good. So in honor of NYFW which starts today, I’m wearing my pajama shirt. No joke, this is my pajama shirt. I’ve been wearing it…

OOOH I WISH I WAS Then I’d be able to wear even MORE Harputs. Not sure if you remember my last Harput’s outfit post, but here it is in case you need more avant-garde asymmetrical things to look at. (other than my face) This dress is a weird rubbery cotton type…