I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign….la la la la ugh I need little emoticons of music notes inserted right here…fail (giving MAJOR bitch face) (side bitch face) Apparently I just suffer from “Resting Bitch Face,” or RBF. I’m just constantly throwing shade….

Beetlejuice….Inmate….Footlocker Employee…. FASHION BLOGGER????? How amazing is this crazy striped dress from Babooshka Boutique??? I love how it moves in the wind. Such an awesome design. I think everything they sell online is really exceptional. Francesca, the designer, can do no wrong. Oh and before I forget…. I will be…

I almost titled this post “80’s Jewel Encrusted Mom Jeans.” But I didn’t because I figured no one would visit my site. Soooooo JOKE’S ON YOU. (This is definitely something J-Lo would have worn as a Fly Girl on In Living Color.) But instead I titled this post “Magic Pants.”…

WHEN? WHERE? WTF? HOW THE HELL IS IT ALREADY OCTOBER? Everyone’s already asking me what I’m going to be for Halloween. I’m going to be HOTPANTS!!! DUHHHHHHHHHHH (this means I’ll be lying in bed wearing bike shorts watching Magic Mike while everyone else parties. #yolo) (Autumn up top, and clinging…

In the words of Natalie Imbruglia… lol Or maybe I’m a little less Torn and a bit more SHREDDING???? Super lol. I’ve shredded clothes before, but doing it by hand takes a lot of time and patience…2 things I don’t have. (specifically the “patience” part) Although for those of you…