IT’S THE RECORD RELEASE PARTY FOR MIKE BAKER + DJ ELEVEN’S NEW ALBUM!!!  you know…the one I’m singing on?????

GAHHHHHH I’M SO EXCITED I CAN BARELY TYPE ok ok ok…I have good news…READY? (No, I’m not pregnant) HEY DEAR READERS ~ MY INCREDIBLE BFFR MIKE BAKER THE BIKE MAKER’S NEW ALBUM DROPS TODAY!!!!!! and guess who’s singing on it… mmhmm that’s right ME. (Photo of me as a kid. People say I’ve…

I DO!!! Just got back from a whirlwind trip to California. My trip consisted of: 1. Showing up to my grandfather’s 80th birthday party without telling him and nearly giving him a heart attack. 2. Mexican food. 3. Shopping. Duh. Vintage clothes are SO MUCH CHEAPER in California. Like, ridiculously…

Yes please. Want to feel poor and unfashionable? I Am Beyoncé ________________________________________ Follow Hotpants BLOGLOVIN TWITTER INSTAGRAM FACEBOOK

I promised you more…so here you go. In case you missed the first installment of photos from my awesome weekend, see them here. Seriously though. W T F !