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I got this dead ringer for a Rick Owens vest at Century 21.

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No, I do not mean Forever 21…that would be a compliment.

For those of you unfamiliar with Century 21, let me sum it up for you…

Century 21 is like if Target and Wet Seal had a baby they didn’t want so they donated it to TJ Maxx. But then TJ Maxx was an unfit parent so it was raised by the corner bodega.

There.

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So why did I even go into the store in the first place?

Because I’m poor and can’t afford this Rick Owens vest I was bored.

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I should just tell you this is a Rick Owens vest.

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HEY EVERYONE! LIKE MY RICK OWENS VEST????

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IT WAS SUPER EXPENSIVE BUT THAT’S OK BECAUSE I’M RICH!

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AND MY LEGGINGS ARE NOT KNOCKOFFS FROM FOREVER 21, THEY ARE EXPENSIVE NARCISO RODRIGUEZ PANEL PANTS!!!

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In all honesty the entire outfit cost under $120.

But I like to think I look like a million bucks.

Or at least $375…

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While shooting this outfit, things started getting a little weird when we realized we were smack in the middle of the New York Myanmar Festival.

Maybe I was exhausted, or maybe I was celebrating my inner Myanmar woman. Either way, the music started getting to me and I got crazy and started dancing.

All documented for your viewing pleasure.

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And then R. Kelly showed up and released birds behind me!!!!!!!!!!!

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I’m kidding. R. Kelly didn’t show up to the Myanmar Festival.

BUT WHAT IF HE DID?????

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Ok, I’m insane. Enjoy your Friday. I’m going to take a nap.

LATER DUDES XX-DANA

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Wearing

Lipstick : MAC Retro / Vest : Century 21 / Black Tank Top, White Tank Top and Leggings : Forever 21 / Heels and Black Bar Ring : Urban Outfitters / Silver Rings : Street Vendor in Soho

photography : Adam Katz Sinding

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