Tribal Pattern Body Conscious Curvy Dress Long Hair Blogger

WEDGE SNEAKERS

Tribal Pattern Body Conscious Curvy Dress Long Hair Blogger

I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW……

Tribal Pattern Body Conscious Curvy Dress Long Hair Blogger

I talk SO MUCH SHIT ALL THE TIME ABOUT WEDGE SNEAKERS!

Tribal Pattern Body Conscious Curvy Dress Long Hair Blogger

But OMG you guys.

The other day I went into Urban Outfitters to feel old, and I looked at their sale pile…

And I found these shoes marked down from like $2 Million dollars to….

$9.99!!!!!!!!!!!

Tribal Pattern Body Conscious Curvy Dress Long Hair Blogger

TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE RIGHT????

Tribal Pattern Body Conscious Curvy Dress Long Hair Blogger

And since I can never pass up a good bargain no matter what the item is, I bought them.

Tribal Pattern Body Conscious Curvy Dress Long Hair Blogger

But holy hell they are SO comfortable with their little velcro straps.

I just wish they lit up when I walked…. :(

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So I’m OFFICIALLY a blogger now!

I wear baseball hats, holographic clothes, and wedge sneakers.

Tribal Pattern Body Conscious Curvy Dress Long Hair Blogger

Not really sure what else to add to my wardrobe…

Maybe a little dog? Or some anorexia?

Tribal Pattern Body Conscious Curvy Dress Long Hair Blogger

Whatever. These shoes are hella comfy and HELLA CHEAP.

Tribal Pattern Body Conscious Curvy Dress Long Hair Blogger

(yeah I just said hella)

LATER DUDES,

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Wearing

Lipstick : MAC So Chaud / Dress and Shoes : Urban Outfitters / Clutch and Watch : Etsy

Photography : Wataru Shimosato

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NYC New York Streetstyle Blogger Girl Long Hair

HOTPANTS AND THE AMAZING TECHNICOLOR JUMPSUIT

NYC New York Streetstyle Blogger Girl Long Hair

I’m basically wearing a patchwork quilt here….

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But whatever…it’s VINTAGE.

NYC New York Streetstyle Blogger Girl Long Hair

This is my “whatever it’s vintage” face.

NYC New York Streetstyle Blogger Girl Long Hair

Which is how I really look 100% of the time. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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And just when you didn’t think I could smile ANY BIGGER…

BAM.

NYC New York Streetstyle Blogger Girl Long Hair

Insane full tooth smile. IN YOUR FACE.

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I guess now is a good time to remind you all, that when I use the term “vintage,” I use it very loosely.

NYC New York Streetstyle Blogger Girl Long Hair

 Anything from Goodwill, Salvation Army, or the trash falls into this “Vintage” category.

NYC New York Streetstyle Blogger Girl Long Hair

I’m not being a snob I swear. I’m just super lazy.

And in the end it doesn’t really matter which “vintage store” I got it from, because it’s not like you can go to Goodwill and pick this up in a medium.

Although you can scour Etsy for hours on end like I do every day….

(don’t tell my boss)

NYC New York Streetstyle Blogger Girl Long Hair

Alright, I have to get back to shopping for “vintage” online.

NYC New York Streetstyle Blogger Girl Long Hair

LATER DUDES,

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NYC New York Streetstyle Blogger Girl Long Hair

Wearing

Lipstick : MAC Chili / Jumpsuit, Hat and Belt : Vintage / Heels : Urban Outfitters / Purse : Etsy

Photography : Melodie Jeng

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Teal Turquoise Tie Dye Maxi Skirt Spring NYC Streetstyle

MORE SHINY THINGS

Teal Turquoise Tie Dye Maxi Skirt Spring NYC Streetstyle

OMG

Teal Turquoise Tie Dye Maxi Skirt Spring NYC Streetstyle

I’M SO IN LOVE WITH SHINY BRIGHT TIE-DYE HOLOGRAPHIC OUTLANDISH MIRRORED THINGS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

Teal Turquoise Tie Dye Maxi Skirt Spring NYC Streetstyle

CAN’T YOU TELL!??!?!

Teal Turquoise Tie Dye Maxi Skirt Spring NYC Streetstyle

I’m sorry I’ve been so bright and colorful lately.

But summer is coming and all I want to do is wear crazy shoes and dress like a highlighter.

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Ombre nails say whaaaaaaa???

Teal Turquoise Tie Dye Maxi Skirt Spring NYC StreetstyleTeal Turquoise Tie Dye Maxi Skirt Spring NYC Streetstyle

My shirt is not normally this awesome. I rolled the sleeves under my bra…

Teal Turquoise Tie Dye Maxi Skirt Spring NYC Streetstyle

BAM.

Instant cool shirt.

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Hotpants Tip Of The Day:

Always get maxi skirts in like an XL so you can do gymnastics in the middle of the street.

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Wearing

Lipstick : MAC Bronze Shimmer / Sunglasses : Madewell / Top : Margiela X H&M / Skirt : Michael Kors / Wedges : Boutique 9 / Clutch : H&M

Photography : Adam Katz Sinding

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American Apparel Shorts Rainbow Heels Legs Bright Lipstick Streetstyle NYC

HOLOGRAPHIC BOOTS AND A VIDEO!

American Apparel Shorts Rainbow Heels Legs Bright Lipstick Streetstyle NYC

These boots are SIIIIIIIICK

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I got them at H&M a few months ago.

And knowing how quickly H&M cycles through stuff, I doubt they still have them…

American Apparel Shorts Rainbow Heels Legs Bright Lipstick Streetstyle NYC

WAMP WAMP.

American Apparel Shorts Rainbow Heels Legs Bright Lipstick Streetstyle NYC

The clutch is from H&M too.

Remember that time I went crazy for Margiela x H&M?

Well the clutch is from that, and I figured it matched the shoes in both shiny-ness and ridiculousness.

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I imagine this is how my future grandchildren will dress after we ruin Earth for them and they have to live on spaceships.

American Apparel Shorts Rainbow Heels Legs Bright Lipstick Streetstyle NYC

Can you tell I want to see the new Will Smith movie SOOOOO bad???

American Apparel Shorts Rainbow Heels Legs Bright Lipstick Streetstyle NYC

MOOOOOON BOOOOTS!!!!

(click here if you don’t know what I’m talking about)

American Apparel Shorts Rainbow Heels Legs Bright Lipstick Streetstyle NYC

And of course, it’s not a Hotpants post without weirdness…

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And now, as promised, here’s a new outfit video!!!!

LATER DUDES,

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Wearing

Lipstick : Loréal Forever Fuschia / Top and Shorts : American Apparel / Boots and Clutch : H&M / Cuff : ASOS

Photography : Adam Katz Sinding

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Crop Top New York City Streetstyle Spring 2013

N00DZ

Crop Top New York City Streetstyle Spring 2013

I love earth tones.

I guess that’s the hippy San Franciscan in me talking.

If San Francisco had a city color, it would be earth tones.

Or a gay rainbow.

Crop Top New York City Streetstyle Spring 2013

Oh, and I also love crop tops.

like…A LOT.

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Almost as much as I love impersonating Michael Jackson.

Crop Top New York City Streetstyle Spring 2013

Come on, in high heels?

I’m AWESOME!

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But yeah, I don’t know what it is about me dressing in monochrome.

I’m coming to terms with the fact that monochrome might be my “look.”

Crop Top New York City Streetstyle Spring 2013

I think I’m just super lazy, but I need you all to think I’m INCREDIBLY FASHION FORWARD.

Crop Top New York City Streetstyle Spring 2013Crop Top New York City Streetstyle Spring 2013

The next time you see someone walking down the street dressed like a Yves Klein painting, yell out Hotpants, because it’s probably me.

Crop Top New York City Streetstyle Spring 2013Crop Top New York City Streetstyle Spring 2013

Especially if they look like this.

Crop Top New York City Streetstyle Spring 2013Crop Top New York City Streetstyle Spring 2013Crop Top New York City Streetstyle Spring 2013

LATER DUDES,

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Crop Top New York City Streetstyle Spring 2013

Wearing

Lipstick : MAC Retro / Sweater, Pants and Jewelry : Vintage / Top : American Apparel / Heels : Vince Camuto / Hat : Forever 21 / Earrings : Spirit Animals

Photography : Adam Katz Sinding

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