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This was such a dark day. I smashed my thumb in a window that morning, so I wore all black for the impending loss of my fingernail.

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I may be smiling, but inside I’m screaming in agony.

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Well, maybe not screaming

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In case you can’t tell…I’m in a parking garage.

(or some weird underground car dealership)

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Casually walking to my Bugatti EB 16.4 Veyron “Pur Sang” that I keep parked down below.

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It’s my everyday beater car that I just use for errands, but hey, it gets me around.

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I’m kidding.

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If I had a Bugatti Veyron I wouldn’t be a blogging right now.

I’d be trying to sell it on eBay.

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Walking to my car again (I must have forgotten my keys).

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OK. Have a wonderful weekend.

And for those of you who care, I DID NOT LOSE MY FINGERNAIL!!!!!!! :)

(I wish I could insert the “thumbs up” emoticon here right now)

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LATER DUDES XX-DANA

Wearing

Lipstick : L’Oreal Resilient Raisin / Dress and Purse : Vintage / Shoes : Cheap Monday / Beanie : OAK / Harness : Zana Bayne Leather / Split Scarf : Lumen et Umbra

Photography : Adam Katz Sinding

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