HAPPY MONDAY!!!! Did you all miss me? I had to take a little personal time the last few weeks to deal with some shit and get some shit done. That’s code for “I had some MAJOR winter blues and was overwhelmed with life.” BUT I’M BACK BABIES!!!! And I feel…

So Sunday was the first day of Spring… And guess what it did in NYC on Sunday? IT FREAKING SNOWED!!!!!! WTF!!!!! (insert crying face emoji here) Ugh, I am so ready for Summer it’s ridiculous. I just need someone to Paypal me a few thousand dollars for my tropical getaway and…

How good is the title of this post????? Primary Colors? And it’s Primary Season? GET IT????? (for those of you not in the United States, I’m making an election joke) Lololol Happy Monday Everyone!!! I hope my outfit is bright enough to knock you awake this morning. I had an…

If somebody walked up to me on the street right now and said I had to pick out ONE type of clothing that I couldn’t live without, Before underwear, socks, or even shoes, I’d pick the magical jumpsuit. OK, just kidding. I really need those other things. But seriously, I…

So last night was the Super Bowl, and yadda yadda yadda… I barely follow sports and I think out of all of them, football is the most boring to watch. It’s like watching a bunch of grown men continuously trying to cross the street where they just get pummeled by a bus every 3…