I have no idea why these are called “Boyfriend Jeans.” They should be called “Chill Ass Comfy Mom Jeans.” It’s like if a soccer mom and Axl Rose had an adult baby in the 90’s… It would be me. And it’s not a Hotpants outfit without a little bit of…

Doesn’t my sweater look like Charlie Brown’s outfit??? LOLLLL TWINSIES AGAIN First it was Cookie Monster, Then Big Bird, Now Charlie Brown! I guess instead of finding my inspiration in fashion magazines, I find it in Saturday Morning Cartoons. You guys like the glasses? No I don’t wear prescriptions, but…

IT’S FREAKIN FRIDAY!!! It’s my last day in the office before I’m off for the holidays. And I couldn’t be more happy/relieved/exhausted/happy/excited/oh and did I say HAPPY????? I love that this outfit screams “Gym,” but then my shoes and lipstick scream, “NIGHTCLUB!” I’m a very confusing dresser sometimes… And my earrings…

Don’t mind me…la la laaaaaaaaaa Just super dressed up, casually shopping in a bo—– OH WAIT You live outside of New York and have no idea what a “BODEGA” is???? HERE Ima let this gif explain! So there you go. A bodega is where you can buy a sandwich, beer, overpriced fruit…

If you follow me on Instagram, you’re probably SO TIRED OF SEEING THIS OUTFIT!! It’s basically my uniform right now. Mom jeans and crop tops. BOOM. I’m in such a good place right now. CAN’T NOBODY HOLD ME DOWN Although I’ve been wearing this outfit constantly, you have to admit…