LOOK WHO I RAN INTO!!!!!!

Yum. Liquified Kale. My favorite. I don’t know why I decided to pay hundreds of dollars to have Salma Hayek feed me 50 cents of parsley for 5 days.. Maybe it’s because I’ve eaten nothing but pizza since I moved last week and now I feel like garbage. Or maybe…

Last weekend I saw a babe at the Williamsburg Flea Market wearing these: OMG how SICK are these shoes???? I had never heard of Schier Shoes before, but apparently Opening Ceremony has already done a collaboration with them. So I apologize if this is totally old news and you never…

DUDES. Last month I dropped my phone.