It’s hot. I can’t think straight. I’m going to the beach. Stay cool. LATER DUDES XX-DANA Follow Hotpants INSTAGRAM / TWITTER / BLOGLOVIN / FACEBOOK

The 2nd bedroom closet finally looks like a shoe store. Be jealous. To my 3 readers who don’t know me (mom and dad you can skip this part), I’m a total shoe hoarder, although I got rid of about 40 pairs before I moved into the city. Can you believe…

Yesterday I did the most incredible thing I’ve ever done while living in New York… I WENT KAYAKING ALONG THE EAST RIVER LIKE GEORGE WASHINGTON!!!!!!! I went with my friend Megan who is awesome and an outdoorsy type of girl. She was totally prepared with water shoes and a waterproof…

Yum. Liquified Kale. My favorite. I don’t know why I decided to pay hundreds of dollars to have Salma Hayek feed me 50 cents of parsley for 5 days.. Maybe it’s because I’ve eaten nothing but pizza since I moved last week and now I feel like garbage. Or maybe…

DUDES. Last month I dropped my phone.