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LET THIS BE THE LAST ONE OF 2015!!!!!

I want beach hair, and a tan body :(

Until then, I’ll just pose in the snow like it’s the beach.

One can dream, right?

OH WAIT!

Who’s this cutie pie???

This amazing girl named Daisy was running around chasing snowflakes and I HAD to take pics with her.

You should all know by now that I am incapable of acting like a normal human being around dogs, and instead I just lose my shit like a woman on her period watching Sleepless In Seattle.

Remember this video???

Those doggy shoes  tho!!!!

I mean, not only are they cute, but they protect her feet from the salt on the ground which eats away at dog’s paws.

(sorry I got all informative for a second)

BACK 2 THA CUTENESS!!!!!!!

After our mini photoshoot, I thought:

HEY LET ME GET ON THE SWING ON MY STOMACH LIKE WHEN WE WERE KIDS.

You know, like when we were HUNDREDS OF POUNDS LIGHTER AND 5 FEET SHORTER……I.E. NOT ADULTS

SMH.

It was kind of fun….

Until I slipped on the fresh snow….

And smashed my boob on the swing.

See? Smashed boobs!

This is why being an adult in the snow is terrible!!!

But don’t worry you guys, I’m ok.

My chest forgot all about the pain as soon as my ovaries saw another dog like 5 mins later.

Until then I just made snow angels in the ONE INCH OF SNOW COVERING CONCRETE!

ugh.

LATER DUDES AND LATER SNOW,

XX-HOTPANTS

Wearing

Lipstick : Kat Von D Everlasting Liquid Lipstick in Vampira / Jacket and Leggings : Uniqlo / Boots : Sperry Sydney Wedge Boots (an older style that I can’t find for sale anywhere..sorry guys, if you manage to find online, please share the link in the comments for others)

Photography : Eddie Pearson and Patty Nicius