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I can’t think of anything better to go with my all black goth outfit than this colorful, not-quite My Little Ponies, home-made video.

I like how they used clips with the ponies talking so it totally doesn’t sync at all.

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ENJOY!

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How cool is this skirt?

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I got it from INAISCE‘s sample sale a few weeks ago.

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I also got an incredible dress I’ll show you all once it gets warmer.

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Hold on, I just need to pray again real quick…

God,

Grant me the serenity to accept my credit card debt,

The courage to return shoes I don’t need,

And the wisdom to know I can find better deals on eBay.

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Ok. All better.

LOL.

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Oh and here’s my quick attempt at a bun and a better view of my DIY earrings.

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And another very different view.

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And here’s my chest.

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And my midsection.

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And my chest + midsection.

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I was debating on whether I should say it or not, but I think these earrings make me look like Goofy from the Disney cartoons.

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I was also debating whether I should post this photo.

oh well. what the hell….

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Proof of my babeliness.

I need the above pic on my passport.

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LATER DUDES XX-DANA

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Wearing

Lipstick : MAC Siss / Bodysuit : American Apparel / Sweater : Express / Skirt : INAISCE / Boots : Steve Madden / Purse : Mango / Necklace : Margiela x H&M / Earrings : DIY / Rings : H&M

Photography : Adam Katz Sinding

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