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FINALLY SOME HOTPANTS ON HOTPANTS!

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YAYYYYYY

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AND SOME HAIR ON FACE!

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It’s finally starting to feel like summer in the city.

IT’S FINALLY….

HOTPANTS WEATHER!!!!!!

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Now here’s some photos of me walking in random directions:

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YAY!

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Oh,

And do you remember those GIFs some incredible readers made?

WELL HERE’S ANOTHER PROJECT…

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Knock yourselves out.

LATER DUDES,

XX-HOTPANTS

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Wearing

Lipstick : MAC Retro / Bracelet : Mango / Rings : H&M / Boots : Steve Madden / Purse : Etsy / Sunglasses : Vintage / Everything else : Goodwill

Photography : Adam Katz Sinding

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ANOTHER VINTAGE JUMPSUIT WAMP WAMP WAMP

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I used to be jumpsuit obsessed.

I would buy every jumpsuit I could find on Etsy and eBay, even if I knew it wouldn’t fit or was overpriced, I just didn’t want anyone else to have it.

I know I’m crazy.

And I don’t care.

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My jumpsuit shopping binge days are over, but I still have a closet full of them.

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They’re just so easy to wear!!!

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Shirt

+

Pants

+

Moo Moo

=

Jumpsuit

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I’m even wearing this one backwards so it unbuttons down the back…like a hooker.

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I’M A GENIUS!

(actually I just got confused the first time I wore it then figured it looks better this way)

still….I’m a genius.

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My sunglasses are by Ksubi.

I bought them about 5 years ago and I’m probably still paying off the interest on my credit card.

200 dollars, 5 years ago?

After inflation that’s like infinity dollars.

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LD Tuttle is definitely in my top 5 shoe brands.

They’re insanely comfortable and super weird.

Here’s another outfit with them…and GASP…I paired them with a jumpsuit there too.

I obviously like to change it up (insert rolling eye emoticon)

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And lastly, I leave you with me flexing at Sydney Fashion Week, while models lacking any healthy muscle, fat or curves rushed by me.

Ain’t no shame in my arm muscle game.

Be proud of your body. No matter what it looks like.

At least you’re alive.

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LATER DUDES XX-DANA

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Wearing

Lipstick : MAC Retro / Jumpsuit, Belt, Clutch : Vintage / Shoes : LD Tuttled / Sunglasses : Ksubi

Photography : Adam Katz Sinding

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ALBINO OCTOPUS PANTS (ALBOCTOPANTS?)

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Aren’t these pants AAAAMAAAAZINGGGG????

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I also have a black pair of Octopus Pants that I wore to NYFW last year.

I guess you could say flowy weird clothes that make me look like an octopus are kinda my thing.

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This weekend was sunny and incredible in NYC.

OMG SPRING IS FINALLY COMING!

Srsly u guyz…

I’ve had a major case of SAD lately.

This winter turned me into an angry old man.

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BUT I’M BACK!!!!!!!

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So excited for warm weather.

Oh and also…..

ADAM AND I ARE GOING TO AUSTRALIA FOR SYDNEY FASHION WEEK

HEYOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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We’ll be in Sydney April 6th-14th.

Dear Australian readers,

Hit me up if:

a) You have a place we can stay at

or

b) You wanna hang out

I’M SO EXCITED!!!

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Wearing

Lipstick : MAC Retro / Pants and Necklace : Vintage / Blouse : Rag + Bone / Shoes : Topshop / Purse, Bracelet and Gray Ring : Mango

Photography : Adam Katz Sinding

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I’M IN TATTERS

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Love and hope and sex and dreams
Are still surviving on the street
Look at me!
I’m in tatters!

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I’m shattered!

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Friends are so alarming
My lovers never charming
Life’s a cocktail party on the street
Big Apple
People dressed in plastic bags
Directing traffic
Some kind of fashion

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Laughter, joy, and loneliness
And sex and sex and sex and sex!
Look at me!
I’m in tatters!

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I’m shattered

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Pride and joy and greed and sex
That’s what makes our town the best
Pride and joy and dirty dreams
And still surviving on the street

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Look at me!

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I’m in tatters!

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Ive been battered

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What does it matter

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Don’t you know the crime rate is going up, up, up, up?

To live in this town you must be tough, tough, tough, tough!

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You got rats on the west side
Bed bugs uptown
What a mess
This town’s in tatters

I’ve been shattered

Brain’s been battered

Splattered

All over Manhattan

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This town’s full of money grabbers
Go ahead, bite the Big Apple

Don’t mind the maggots
My brain’s been battered
My friends they come around
They flatter, flatter, flatter, flatter, flatter

Pile it up
Pile it high on the platter

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Wearing

Lipstick : MAC Retro / Dress, Belt and Purse : Vintage / Shoes and Headband : H&M

Photography : Melodie Jeng

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NYFW – NEW YORK FEDORA WEEK

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I know I know…

I’ve been wearing SO many hats lately.

But it’s just too easy to easy to make an outfit look A GAZILLION TIMES BETTER by throwing on a fedora.

(and then ruining it by making stupid hand gestures)

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I look like an 80′s Soccer Mom Pimp…

THANKS HAT!

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I need this cane and my outfit would be complete.

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See through bag so you can see the crap I carry around.

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I’m actually walking here, even though it looks like I’m about to break out into a dance routine to Michael Jackson’s Thriller

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Here I am walking down to the subway.

Just FYI – This photo was staged.

In reality, Alexander Wang was waiting in my limo while we shot this. He and I had lunch plans…But I want my peasant readers to be able to relate to me.

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Wearing

Lipstick : MAC Retro / Fedora : Forever 21 / Leather wrap around hat : Ann Demeulemeester / Sunglasses, Blazer, Blouse and Pants : Vintage / Clutch : Pencil bag from Duane Reade / Shoes : Violet & Red / Wrap Cuff : Goti

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