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I DYE

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I. LOVE. THIS. DRESS.

(I also love when I find clothing that matches my favorite lipstick and sunglasses)

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With a tie-dye dress and purple sunglasses + lipstick, I didn’t think my outfit was loud enough, so I added this acid trip of a purse I got in Mexico.

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Perfect.

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I really need to trademark my hotpants hair flips so other bloggers don’t start copying me.

Maybe I’ll call it…..DOING THE HOTPANTS!

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LOL.

Oh, and you wanna see what I’d look like if I was pregnant?

BAM!

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Thanks, wind.

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DEAR INTERNET,

I’M NOT PREGNANT JUST FYI!!!!!

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Aaaaaanywho.

If you like tie dye, be sure to check out Diane Katz.

She makes THE most incredible silk clothing.

(and yes that’s me wearing the clothes in her store. and no, I’m not a model, just someone with too much free time who likes helping friends)

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Alright you guys. Have a beautiful week. Fingers crossed the weather gets nice again. This last weekend in NYC sucked rainy ass.

LATER DUDES,

XX-HOTPANTS

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Wearing

Lipstick : MAC Strong Woman / Dress : Diane Katz / Bra and Shorts : American Apparel / Purse : Mexico / Shoes : Cheap Monday / Sunglasses : Madewell / Rings : H&M

Photography : Melodie Jeng

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MORE STUFF

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Seriously, “More Stuff” should be my middle name.

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From now on, please refer to me as:

Dana More Stuff Blind Stab Suchow

or

DMSBSS

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Which brings me to another point.

Don’t you love that the initials of my blog are B.S.?

I do!

WELCOME EVERYONE TO MY BS BLOG!

THANKS FOR VIEWING THIS BS POST!

PLEASE LIKE THIS BS OUTFIT!

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How crazy is my hair here?

I look like I just got done jazzersizing with Olivia Newton-John.

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I’M EVEN WEARING STIRRUP STRETCH PANTS!

I was seriously born in the wrong decade…

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But back to this “More Stuff” business.

I think I’m going to change my quote on facebook to just say “More Stuff.”

It’s like the theme of my life.

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“Do not judge this woman by the content of her character, but by the number of contents in her closet” – MLK

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Giving major blog face.

WERRRKKKKKKK

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Alright lovers, enjoy your weekend.

I’m going to buy more BS stuff.

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Wearing

Lipstick : NONE OMG WTF / Pants, Blouse and Tote : Vintage / Shoes : Cheap Monday / Tan and Black Blazer : Forever 21 / Black Coat in 1st photo : H&M / Sunglasses : A.OK for OAK

Photography : Yangmin Zhao

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MAC STRONG WOMAN

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I’m so in love with this lipstick color.

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MAC is basically the only lipstick I wear because not only do they make the best colors, but I think it’s the longest lasting brand out there.

I probably have 20 different shades.

And no, I’m not being paid by MAC for this post.

I WISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The one thing that sucks about MAC, is they package every color lipstick in the same all-black case. I keep all my lipstick in a drawer, and it’s a BITCH trying to find the exact color I want.

I’m sure there’s like 2 of you out there who know what I’m talking about.

So Dear MAC – For me and my 2 readers….please make CLEAR LIDS!!!!!

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Here I am thinking about how much lipstick I must eat in a year.

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They say the average woman eats 7lbs in her lifetime.

I think I eat that in a week.

In fact, the only reason I go to the gym is to work off the calories from my lipstick.

But I don’t care.

Walking around in winter with purple lips is worth it.

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Wearing

Lipstick : MAC Strong Woman / Turtleneck : Victoria’s Secret / Vest : Theory / Leggings : No Label from Crossroads San Francisco / Shoes : Cheap Monday / Necklace : MoMA Store / Matching ring and bracelet : COS

Photography : Gemma Lopez

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THE DARKNESS

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This was such a dark day. I smashed my thumb in a window that morning, so I wore all black for the impending loss of my fingernail.

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I may be smiling, but inside I’m screaming in agony.

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Well, maybe not screaming

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In case you can’t tell…I’m in a parking garage.

(or some weird underground car dealership)

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Casually walking to my Bugatti EB 16.4 Veyron “Pur Sang” that I keep parked down below.

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It’s my everyday beater car that I just use for errands, but hey, it gets me around.

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I’m fucking kidding.

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If I had a Bugatti Veyron I wouldn’t be a blogging right now.

I’d be trying to sell it on eBay.

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Walking to my car again (I must have forgotten my keys).

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OK. Have a wonderful weekend.

And for those of you who care, I DID NOT LOSE MY FINGERNAIL!!!!!!! :)

(I wish I could insert the “thumbs up” emoticon here right now)

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Wearing

Lipstick : L’Oreal Resilient Raisin / Dress and Purse : Vintage / Shoes : Cheap Monday / Beanie : OAK / Harness : Zana Bayne Leather / Split Scarf : Lumen et Umbra

Photography : Adam Katz Sinding

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GRIP IT AND RIP IT

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I’M FINALLY DRESSED APPROPRIATELY FOR DECEMBER IN NEW YORK!!!!!

Although these glasses make me look like I’m one of those outdoorsy REI guys who give the metal sign and say “Right on bro,” as they jump out of a plane.

…or Guy Fieri.

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This cowl neck dress is vintage. I can’t get over how cool the sleeves are.

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It’s The Empire State Building…right????

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Remember this harness from summer??

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Alright.

I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas/Chanukah/Kwanzaa/Atheist Day Off.

I’m off work all week. WINNING.

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(yeah…2 videos…bite me)

Wearing

Lipstick : MAC Retro / Dress : Vintage Christina Grant  / Harness : Zana Bayne Leather / Shoes : Cheap Monday / Clutch : Coach / Glasses : Steve Madden

Photography : Adam Katz Sinding

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