Wide Leg Pants NYC Street Style May Spring

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Baseball hat with wide leg pants and a crop top.

OFFICIAL BLOGGER UNIFORM

Wide Leg Pants NYC Street Style May Spring

Whatever, this hat looks awesome.

If my outfit were a haircut it would be a backwards mullet.

Party up top, work down below.

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The crop top and long pants create a confusing yet perfect match of cool and warm weather clothing.

Perfect for Spring.

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(now here’s me laughing at trash)

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(still secretly laughing at trash)

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OH Whoops!

Is that my TATTOO showing through? Didn’t even mean for that to happen….

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LOLLLLLL

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BUT SRSLY.

Urrybody needs to get a baseball hat.

According to Vogue from March 2011 at the nail salon, they’re the new hot shit.

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LATER DUDES,

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Wearing

Lipstick : MAC Siss / Pants : Nordstrom / Top + Bra : American Apparel / Belt : Vintage / Clutch : Pencil bag from Duane Reade / Shoes : Urban Outfitters / Hat : Hatattack

Photography : Melodie Jeng

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COOL NECKLACE

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How beautiful is this necklace my friend Astrid made?

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I’m not really one for “statement necklaces” but I’m in love with this one.

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Big shapes

+

Bright contrasting colors

=

COOL

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And you’re in luck!!!

Astrid has an Etsy store – AnAstridEndeavor.

You can even buy an almost identical piece to the one I’m wearing – here.

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BUT I PROMISE YOU THIS IS NOT PAYOLA!!!!!!!!

I’M NOT THAT KIND OF BLOGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ugh, don’t even get me started on the business of blogging

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Everything is bullshit. Don’t believe the hype…

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Except on Do The Hotpants.

Believe The Hotpants Hype!

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LATER DUDES,

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Wearing

Lipstick : Loréal Forever Fuschia / Skirt and Backpack : Vintage / Shorts and Top : American Apparel / Jacket : Vintage Yves Saint Laurent (also worn here) / Boots : Margiela x H&M / Necklace : An Astrid Endeavor

Photography : Adam Katz Sinding

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WITCHY WOMAN

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I can’t think of anything better to go with my all black goth outfit than this colorful, not-quite My Little Ponies, home-made video.

I like how they used clips with the ponies talking so it totally doesn’t sync at all.

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ENJOY!

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How cool is this skirt?

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I got it from INAISCE‘s sample sale a few weeks ago.

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I also got an incredible dress I’ll show you all once it gets warmer.

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Hold on, I just need to pray again real quick…

God,

Grant me the serenity to accept my credit card debt,

The courage to return shoes I don’t need,

And the wisdom to know I can find better deals on eBay.

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Ok. All better.

LOL.

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Oh and here’s my quick attempt at a bun and a better view of my DIY earrings.

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And another very different view.

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And here’s my chest.

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And my midsection.

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And my chest + midsection.

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I was debating on whether I should say it or not, but I think these earrings make me look like Goofy from the Disney cartoons.

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I was also debating whether I should post this photo.

oh well. what the hell….

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Proof of my babeliness.

I need the above pic on my passport.

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LATER DUDES XX-DANA

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Wearing

Lipstick : MAC Siss / Bodysuit : American Apparel / Sweater : Express / Skirt : INAISCE / Boots : Steve Madden / Purse : Mango / Necklace : Margiela x H&M / Earrings : DIY / Rings : H&M

Photography : Adam Katz Sinding

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DEATH TO WINTER

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ERMAGHERRRDDDDDDD

IT’S OFFICIALLY SPRING!!!!!!!

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To celebrate the change of season, I wore this cool hat that says “MORT” on it.

MORT is French for DEATH.

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how fitting….

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Dear Winter,

DEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATH

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Although for those of us in NYC, it still feels like winter…le sigh :(

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On another note…

I love hats so much.

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I think because they’re kind of like “hair flair.”

And also hats flatten my giant Jew-fro making it easier to manage.

#ILoveHatHair

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But I am SO OVER SEEING BLOGGERS WITH BEANIES THAT LOOK LIKE CONDOMS ON THEIR HEADS.

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CONDOM BEANIE HATS ARE PLAYED OUT.

YAWN.

(Death baseball hats are IN.)

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LATER DUDES XX-DANA

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Wearing

Lipstick : MAC Chili / Hat : Mort Paris / Blouse and Sunglasses : Vintage / Shorts and Tights : American Apparel / Boots : Jeffrey Campbell / Rings : H&M, Mango, and Asos

Photography : Adam Katz Sinding

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ROCKY

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I NEVER WEAR SNEAKERS.

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I feel so short when I’m not wearing heels!

In fact, I don’t think I’ve ever done a blog post in flats before…

weird.

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I look so Swedish here.

Like a Swedish gym rat.

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A Swedish gym rat that will beat the shit out of you.

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Yes, I have a lot of hair.

And it looks like a huge beard when I wear a hood.

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Cool sweatshirt/cape right?

Yet another outfit to add to my Monochrome collection.

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kommer att slå döda någon…

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And here I am trying to camouflage myself on top of my gray bed.

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LATER DUDES XX-DANA

Wearing

Lipstick : MAC Morange / Sweatshirt : Esprit / Skirt and Rings : H&M / Shoes : Converse / Clutch : American Apparel / Watch : RUBR

Photography : Adam Katz Sinding

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