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TURBANS AND GLASSES AND BOYFRIENDS…OH MY!

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Hi my name is Dana and I’m an accessories-aholic.

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Now you say, “Hi Dana.”

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And then I start talking about how I’m addicted to accessories and can’t stop buying turbans and purses and cheap H&M rings.

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Then you put your arms around me and tell me everything’s gonna be ok.

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Now we pray:

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God,

Grant me the serenity to accept my credit card debt,

The courage to return shoes I don’t need,

And the wisdom to know I can find better deals on eBay.

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I’m hilarious.

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Oh and I have a surprise for you!

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I brought along my favorite accessory…and convinced him to get IN FRONT of the camera for once.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Adam Katz Sinding.

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Go ahead and barf. We don’t care.

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And for those of you wondering:

Who is that amazing photog taking those awkward family photos?

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It’s this guy.

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Wearing

Lipstick : MAC Siss / Scarf as Turban and Leggings : Nordstrom / Tunic : Babooshka / Boots : Jeffrey Campbell / Purse and Rings : H&M / Glasses and Necklace : Vintage

Photography : Michael C. Dumler

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I know I know I know…

I can’t stop talking about Miami…

I want to share some of my favorite Instagram photos from the trip.

(but you’ve already seen these because you’re following me on Instagram…RIGHT????)

This is the last Miami post I swear…

ENJOY!

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MIAMI!

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In case you’ve been living under a rock (and you don’t follow me on Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram), I spent this last weekend in MIAMI.

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I’d never been before (I’m such a bad Jew).

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But I fell in love.

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Like, seriously.

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I think I’m going to make Miami a monthly tradition in the winter, because New York is WAY TOO COLD!!!!!

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And I am not a snow bunny.

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I become an angry troll when it’s too cold.

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In fact…

The last time I tried playing in the snow in NYC, I jumped into what looked like a pile of soft fluffy powder, but turned out to be a stack of bricks lightly dusted with ice.

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I am a Summer flower.

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My Spirit Animal is a Sloth.

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Or a Koala…

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Or a Hippo….

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Ugh, you guys.

I’m sitting in bed covering up my tan with a Snuggie.

MIAMI I WILL BE BACK SOON!!!!

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Wearing

Lipstick : MAC So Chaud / Dress & Sunglasses : Vintage / Belt : Margiela for H&M / Boots : Joe’s Jeans / Necklace & Ring : Cos

Photography : Adam Katz Sinding

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IT’S STUPID COLD

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You guys,

I ain’t gonna lie…

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It was too cold, so I fled New York.

And I’m blogging from my hotel room in Miami.

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That’s right!!!!!!

I’ve finally become a full blown New York Jew, fleeing to Florida in the winter and who can’t figure out a voting machine….

I GET IT NOW!!!!!!!

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I’m literally sitting here in my bikini, looking at these photos, and my mind is blown.

HOW IS IT ONLY A 3 HOUR PLANE RIDE TO GET TO 80 DEGREE WEATHER YET NEW YORK IS A TUNDRA WASTELAND WHERE THE DONNER PARTY WOULDN’T EVEN BE ABLE TO SURVIVE!?!?!?!?

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Ughhhhh….obviously Geography isn’t really my strength.

Otherwise I’d be living in Hawaii by now.

OR SHIT!?!? MAYBE I’D STILL BE IN CALIFORNIA BECAUSE THE WEATHER IS PERFECT 100% OF THE YEAR?!?!?!?

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New York, I hate you right now.

Miami?

Marry Me.

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I look so Russian circa WW1 here.

Whatever…I was WARM.

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To my freezing friends reading this right now -

HAHA SUCKS TO BE YOU!!!!

I kid I kid, my newly tanned ass will be home on Sunday.

And it will be freezing with you once again.

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Wearing

Lipstick : MAC Film Noir / Hat and Purse : Vintage / Jacket and Gloves : TJ Maxx (or some other equally shitty store) / Belt : Margiela x H&M / Boots : Dr. Martens

Photography : Gemma Lopez

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BIRTHDAY SUIT

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I knew exactly what I wanted to wear for my birthday.

I’d been eyeing this dress at American Apparel for weeks. So on my birthday morning I walked to the store right when they opened and bought this little green number.

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Before dinner I hung out with my friend Shimpei (the awesome photographer of Mitograph) and we got birthday coffee and took photos.

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Nude Nails.

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One of the most comfortable pairs of shoes I own…and that’s saying a lot.

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I love Shimpei, he is SO sweet. He came over to our house on NYE and instead of partying, he just cleaned the entire time and made sure I always had a drink in my hand.

Seriously ladies, this guy is boyfriend material.

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Alright, I hope you all have a wonderful week. I don’t have work today and this morning is Obama’s Inauguration!

All in all, I think it’s been a pretty successful birthday weekend.

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Wearing

Lipstick : MAC Chili / Dress and Tights : American Apparel / Wedges : Maurie & Eve / Clutch : Céline / Earrings : DIY (details in this post) / Rings : Purchased at The Barnes Foundation

Photography : Shimpei Mito

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