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GREY-T HATSPECTATIONS

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I thought tucking my hair under my hat was tres tres chic.

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But now I think I just look like a cancer patient.

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One with no arms…

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But whatever!

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These photos are from Australia, and it was too sunny without a hat.

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Seriously, that ozone hole above Australia is NO JOKE.

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Also I was doing way too much adventure type shit to deal with my hair this day.

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Like this…

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(ugh who am I???)

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Having long hair is great and all…until you have to wash it and brush it…

and feed it and walk it and hire a friend to look after it when you go on vacation.

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I’m sexy.

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Wearing

Lipstick : MAC Diva / Dress : Emma and Sam / Top : Forever 21 / Hat : A-OK for OAK / Shoes : Joe’s Jeans / Ring : H&M / Bangle : My mom’s

Photography : Adam Katz Sinding

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ANOTHER VINTAGE JUMPSUIT WAMP WAMP WAMP

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I used to be jumpsuit obsessed.

I would buy every jumpsuit I could find on Etsy and eBay, even if I knew it wouldn’t fit or was overpriced, I just didn’t want anyone else to have it.

I know I’m crazy.

And I don’t care.

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My jumpsuit shopping binge days are over, but I still have a closet full of them.

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They’re just so easy to wear!!!

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Shirt

+

Pants

+

Moo Moo

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Jumpsuit

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I’m even wearing this one backwards so it unbuttons down the back…like a hooker.

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I’M A GENIUS!

(actually I just got confused the first time I wore it then figured it looks better this way)

still….I’m a genius.

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My sunglasses are by Ksubi.

I bought them about 5 years ago and I’m probably still paying off the interest on my credit card.

200 dollars, 5 years ago?

After inflation that’s like infinity dollars.

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LD Tuttle is definitely in my top 5 shoe brands.

They’re insanely comfortable and super weird.

Here’s another outfit with them…and GASP…I paired them with a jumpsuit there too.

I obviously like to change it up (insert rolling eye emoticon)

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And lastly, I leave you with me flexing at Sydney Fashion Week, while models lacking any healthy muscle, fat or curves rushed by me.

Ain’t no shame in my arm muscle game.

Be proud of your body. No matter what it looks like.

At least you’re alive.

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Wearing

Lipstick : MAC Retro / Jumpsuit, Belt, Clutch : Vintage / Shoes : LD Tuttled / Sunglasses : Ksubi

Photography : Adam Katz Sinding

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SHE’S WHITE

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I’m like a bondage snowflake.

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The other day I was trying to think of a new way to keep my long dresses and skirts from dragging on the ground.

I ended up creating a knot harness thingy.

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Not bad right?

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And can we talk about my shoes for a minute?

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OK I’m done talking about my shoes.

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The rope belt I used for the harness is the same belt I’m wearing here, just tied differently.

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Sydney is obviously treating me well.

And I’m finally sleeping past 6am!! And last night I managed to go to sleep at 11pm!!!! I swear to god as soon as I’m over the jetlag the trip’s going to be over and I’ll be back on a plane to New York.

FAIL.

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Wearing

Lipstick : MAC So Chaud / Dress : Mossimo from Target / Shoes : Jeffrey Campbell / Purse : Mango / Harness : DIY

Photography : Adam Katz Sinding

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G’DAY FROM AUSTRALIA!

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OMGGGGGGGG I’m Down Under!!!!!!

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Adam and I made the 24 hour trek from NYC and now we’re here for Sydney Fashion Week!

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Seriously, the trip was so long it felt like some Lord of The Rings quest shit.

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So I apologize for my lack in posts this last week, but after packing for Australia, flying to Australia, adjusting to the time difference, and figuring out Sydney Fashion Week -

I…am…dead.

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BUT FRET NOT!!!

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I have a bunch of cool stuff from Sydney I can’t wait to share with you.

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Why just today I molested a koala, massaged a kangaroo, dangled my legs off the edge of a cliff, and walked under a waterfall with a double rainbow.

And although I’ll be posting as much as possible, make sure you follow me on Instagram to see the weirdness AS IT HAPPENS.

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Yes, Sydney is magical.

But it’s also…

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SUPER EXPENSIVE

If you plan on visiting, think about bringing a whole lot of money…then double that amount.

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Maybe if it wasn’t so expensive I could afford a new umbrella.

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OK!!

So now you know I’m still alive.

I’m just on the other side of the world doing weird stuff in a weird place with a weird time zone where they drive on the wrong side of the street.

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And while you think about THAT, I leave you with this incredible video of…

Me.

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Wearing

Lipstick : MAC Strong Woman / Dress and Necklace : Vintage / Skirt (worn as tube dress) : Diane Katz Designs / Sandals : MRKT (but I cut off one of the toe straps – now they’re \, used to be X)  / Belt : Margiela x H&M / Sunglasses : Madewell

Photography : Adam Katz Sinding

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I know I know I know…

I can’t stop talking about Miami…

I want to share some of my favorite Instagram photos from the trip.

(but you’ve already seen these because you’re following me on Instagram…RIGHT????)

This is the last Miami post I swear…

ENJOY!

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