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WITCHY WOMAN

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I can’t think of anything better to go with my all black goth outfit than this colorful, not-quite My Little Ponies, home-made video.

I like how they used clips with the ponies talking so it totally doesn’t sync at all.

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ENJOY!

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How cool is this skirt?

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I got it from INAISCE‘s sample sale a few weeks ago.

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I also got an incredible dress I’ll show you all once it gets warmer.

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Hold on, I just need to pray again real quick…

God,

Grant me the serenity to accept my credit card debt,

The courage to return shoes I don’t need,

And the wisdom to know I can find better deals on eBay.

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Ok. All better.

LOL.

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Oh and here’s my quick attempt at a bun and a better view of my DIY earrings.

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And another very different view.

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And here’s my chest.

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And my midsection.

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And my chest + midsection.

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I was debating on whether I should say it or not, but I think these earrings make me look like Goofy from the Disney cartoons.

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I was also debating whether I should post this photo.

oh well. what the hell….

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Proof of my babeliness.

I need the above pic on my passport.

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LATER DUDES XX-DANA

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Wearing

Lipstick : MAC Siss / Bodysuit : American Apparel / Sweater : Express / Skirt : INAISCE / Boots : Steve Madden / Purse : Mango / Necklace : Margiela x H&M / Earrings : DIY / Rings : H&M

Photography : Adam Katz Sinding

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FASHIONABLE SNOWOMAN

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FUCK THE SNOW.

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SRSLY.

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It’s all fun and games until you have to edit photos…

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Then it just looks like you have dandruff.

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Here’s a still from my Head & Shoulders commercial…

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Wanna see something funny?

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Scroll slowly…

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Pretty amazing right?

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I need someone to turn those into a GIF.

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It’s funny, I constantly want to chop my hair off, but then I see photos of it doing something incredible, and I’m like, naww, I’ll keep it like this for a little longer.

(this is me saying “naww”)

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(while covered in snow dandruff)

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OK SPRING,

YOU CAN COME NOW!

(that’s what she said)

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…and I’m sorry I said the F word grandma!!!

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Wearing

Lipstick : MAC Strong Woman / Top and Pants : Vintage / Purse : Coach / Boots : Steve Madden

Photography : Adam Katz Sinding

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RAIN BRAIDS…(BRAINS)

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I had my first ever reader request a little while ago, and she asked for crown braids. 

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Hmmmm

I just googled crown braids.

I think I did it wrong.

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Crap.

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Oh well.

It looks good from the back….

(story of my life)

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Cool shoes huh?

I wanted these Alexander Wang Julia Flats

…but ended up finding an almost identical pair of vintage loafers on Etsy for $20.

NOT BAD!

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CELEBRATING CHEAP SHOES BY RUINING THEM IN THE RAIN.Models-Jumping-Bloggers-Blogger-Funny-Streetstyle-New-York-CityModels-Jumping-Bloggers-Blogger-Funny-Streetstyle-New-York-CityNYC-New-York-Street-Style-Streetstyle-80s-Oversize-Coat-High-Waisted-Pants

And in closing…

I present to you…

My awesomeness:

Blind Stab Dana Suchow Long Hair Braided Updo

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Wearing

Lipstick : MAC Ruby Woo / Jacket, Pants, Shoes : Vintage / Top : American Apparel / Umbrella : eBay / Purse : Dooney & Bourke / Earrings : H&M

Photography : Melodie Jeng

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MIAMI!

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In case you’ve been living under a rock (and you don’t follow me on Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram), I spent this last weekend in MIAMI.

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I’d never been before (I’m such a bad Jew).

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But I fell in love.

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Like, seriously.

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I think I’m going to make Miami a monthly tradition in the winter, because New York is WAY TOO COLD!!!!!

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And I am not a snow bunny.

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I become an angry troll when it’s too cold.

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In fact…

The last time I tried playing in the snow in NYC, I jumped into what looked like a pile of soft fluffy powder, but turned out to be a stack of bricks lightly dusted with ice.

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I am a Summer flower.

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My Spirit Animal is a Sloth.

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Or a Koala…

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Or a Hippo….

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Ugh, you guys.

I’m sitting in bed covering up my tan with a Snuggie.

MIAMI I WILL BE BACK SOON!!!!

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Wearing

Lipstick : MAC So Chaud / Dress & Sunglasses : Vintage / Belt : Margiela for H&M / Boots : Joe’s Jeans / Necklace & Ring : Cos

Photography : Adam Katz Sinding

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