It’s that time again!!!!

Remember my infamous 25 Lazy Ways To Stay Skinny post?

Well I found a great article on WikiHow with new and improved tips to keep you distracted on your body…

while the world goes up in flames!

:)

I’ve summed up the informative article for you below.

Enjoy!

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HOW TO STAY THIN

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Number 1. 

Eat only 3 berries a day.

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Number 2.

Don’t wash your food.

2

Number 3.

Leave your fridge open so all your food goes bad.

3

Number 4.

Eat Donuts.

4

Number 5.

Chase people down the street.

5

Number 6.

Develop cataracts so you can’t find your food.

6

Number 7. 

Get stranded in the desert (or beach or wherever the hell he is)

and hop on one foot.

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Number 8.

Secretly stalk your neighbors and take photos of them while they eat.

8

Number 9.

Mmmmmm…bread

9

Number 10.

Buy weird hippy dirty brown eggs.

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Number 11.

Mmmmm….pasta

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LATER DUDES,

XX-HOTPANTS