Lipstick MAC Diva Lace Up Wedge Sandals Pleat Pleated Dress

Today’s my last day of work before a 4 day weekend.

Lipstick MAC Diva Lace Up Wedge Sandals Pleat Pleated Dress

And to celebrate, I’m wearing all black.

Like the true emo goth I am.

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This dress is super long, so to keep it from dragging, I tuck one side into my belt.

Lipstick MAC Diva Lace Up Wedge Sandals Pleat Pleated Dress

Cool shoe shot huh?

Lipstick MAC Diva Lace Up Wedge Sandals Pleat Pleated Dress

You know what it takes to get that shoe shot?

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Das right.

Isaac, flat on the ground, in the middle of the street.

Lipstick MAC Diva Lace Up Wedge Sandals Pleat Pleated Dress

I didn’t even tell him to get on all fours. He just did it.

I guess I have that power over people…

Maybe I have that power because I’m really a Muppet!

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Ughhhhh

My hair + humidity = JEWFRO

Lipstick MAC Diva Lace Up Wedge Sandals Pleat Pleated Dress

Yeah yeah yeah, it looks nice in pictures…but in reality it just looks like my favorite past-time is sitting at home rubbing balloons on my head.

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Alright loves,

For my AMERICAN readers, enjoy the holiday.

For my non-American readers…HAVE FUN WITH YOUR SOCIALISM AND YOUR FREE HEALTHCARE AND YOUR GOVERNMENT MANDATED MATERNITY LEAVE!!!!

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Lipstick MAC Diva Lace Up Wedge Sandals Pleat Pleated Dress

LATER DUDES,

XX-HOTPANTS

Lipstick MAC Diva Lace Up Wedge Sandals Pleat Pleated Dress

Wearing

Lipstick : MAC Diva / Dress : American Apparel / Purse and Belt : Vintage / Shoes : Thrifted (not really but the brand is worn off. I’M SORRY)

Photography : Isaac Harris

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