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I know I know…

I’ve been wearing SO many hats lately.

But it’s just too easy to easy to make an outfit look A GAZILLION TIMES BETTER by throwing on a fedora.

(and then ruining it by making stupid hand gestures)

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I look like an 80’s Soccer Mom Pimp…

THANKS HAT!

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I need this cane and my outfit would be complete.

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See through bag so you can see the crap I carry around.

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I’m actually walking here, even though it looks like I’m about to break out into a dance routine to Michael Jackson’s Thriller

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Here I am walking down to the subway.

Just FYI – This photo was staged.

In reality, Alexander Wang was waiting in my limo while we shot this. He and I had lunch plans…But I want my peasant readers to be able to relate to me.

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LATER DUDES XX-DANA

Wearing

Lipstick : MAC Retro / Fedora : Forever 21 / Leather wrap around hat : Ann Demeulemeester / Sunglasses, Blazer, Blouse and Pants : Vintage / Clutch : Pencil bag from Duane Reade / Shoes : Violet & Red / Wrap Cuff : Goti

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