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In case you’ve been living under a rock (and you don’t follow me on Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram), I spent this last weekend in MIAMI.

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I’d never been before (I’m such a bad Jew).

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But I fell in love.

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Like, seriously.

I think I’m going to make Miami a monthly tradition in the winter, because New York is WAY TOO COLD!!!!!

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And I am not a snow bunny.

I become an angry troll when it’s too cold.

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In fact…

The last time I tried playing in the snow in NYC, I jumped into what looked like a pile of soft fluffy powder, but turned out to be a stack of bricks lightly dusted with ice.

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I am a Summer flower.

My Spirit Animal is a Sloth.

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Or a Koala…

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Or a Hippo….

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Ugh, you guys.

I’m sitting in bed covering up my tan with a Snuggie.

MIAMI I WILL BE BACK SOON!!!!

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LATER DUDES,

XX-HOTPANTS

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Wearing

Lipstick : MAC So Chaud / Dress & Sunglasses : Vintage / Belt : Margiela for H&M / Boots : Joe’s Jeans / Necklace & Ring : Cos

Photography : Adam Katz Sinding

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