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SO GOD DAMN AWESOME!

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SORORITY GIRLS DRINK ALCOHOL!

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SLEEZY GUYS DIG ARMANI!

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Ok, ok.

I’m obviously reaching here.

We all know it really means

SEXY GIRL DANCING AROUND!

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(Adam just suggested Siamese Guys DoΒ Arithmetic.)

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On another note. How sick are these shoes?

They used to be my moms…until I stole them from her.

Now they’re mine.

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Same story with the belt.

Used to be hers.

Now it’s mine.

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I made my earrings. They’re tassely things for curtains. I just attached earring hooks to the back with thread.

Yeah I know.

THEY’RE FABULOUS.

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And then here’s the part of my post where I just lose my mind because I think I have ADHD and can’t be serious for photos for longer than like 2 seconds…

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SARCASM GUIDES DANA’S ATTITUDE.

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LATER DUDES XX-DANA

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Wearing

Lipstick : MAC Retro / Blazer and Purse : Vintage / Belt and Shoes : Stolen from Mom / Earrings : Handmade / Tights, Bike Shorts and Bra : American Apparel

Photography : Adam Katz Sinding

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